Artifact Fetching for Dummies

You’re a highly trained agent (well, kinda) sent on a mission to steal the galaxy’s most powerful relic: The Artifact. What could go wrong? Oh, just everything. Sneak through a top-secret facility filled with traps, drones, and questionable design choices, all while listening to your boss bark orders over a dodgy intercom.

Grab the shiny thing, try not to break it (spoiler: you probably will), and make a mad dash for the exit before the facility turns into your personal barbecue pit. Are you smart enough to survive? Probably not. But hey, it’s worth a shot.

Features:

• Intense sneaky-sneak gameplay with a generous sprinkle of "whoops."
• Shiny sci-fi buttons to press (some of which probably won’t kill you).
• Security drones with the IQ of a potato... until you get caught.
• A mysterious boss who’s super helpful until they’re not.
• A totally-not-rigged escape sequence where everything’s on fire.

Warning: Side effects may include bad decisions, yelling at your screen, and questionable life choices. Good luck, Agent. You'll need it. 😼